January 2013
One day a man walked up to a Marine guard at the White House and asked to meet President Obama. The Marine replied Mr. Obama is no longer president and doesn't live at the White House any longer. The man left.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and asked the same Marine, if he could meet President Obama. The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr.Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and again just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to see Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
Political Humor
Man: Four years ago my cousin ran for state senator.
Woman: What's he doing now?
Man: Nothing .... He got elected.
Q: Why don't we ever hear of a thief burglarizing a politician's house?
A: Professional courtesy.
Mom: What makes you think our son will be a politician?
Dad: He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block.
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