Friday, October 29, 2010

Top Gun 2

Goffywood not Hollywood

Years ago, the most creative artists in America flocked to Hollywood and produced great films. Unfortunately, this era is over and what comes from Hollywood these days shows a complete lack of creativity and respect for moviegoers.

Hollywood is now obsessed with remaking cult classics regardless of how it may affect their reputation. You'd think they got the message when Will Smith's new remake of The Karate Kid was a box office failure? Not Goofywood .... they're continuing to remake other classic films.

In various stages of production are these remakes: Russell Brand is reported to be remaking Dudley Moore's 80's comedy, Arthur! Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School is being remade for Cedric the Entertainer. Footloose, Short Circuit, Meatballs and the Rocky Horror Picture Show are all in various stages of production.

The worst example of Hollyweird's fascination with remakes has been announced in the form of a sequel. That's right, a sequel ... that's worse.

Are you ready? Top Gun 2 has been announced. How stupid? There's no chance to surpass the original so why try? These guys are idiots! Have you seen Ice lately? He'd never fit into a flight suit ... if he did he'd look like a Navy weather balloon filled with helium. They don't make cockpits big enough for him!

What a ridiculous idea! C'mon Hollywood .... give us something worth watching.

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